12th and Tasker

Raise your hand if you most likely have a 'Made in Taiwan' sticker on the bottom of your boot

originally posted 12/18/2006

12th and Wolf


1200 block of Wolf

12th and Ritner


Juniper and Reed


that garage holds hearses, and there are always bags and bags of discarded flowers outside.  It's sad that people spend so much on flowers just to have them thrown out at the end of the day. 
They are always fresh, but I don't take them because I feel like they should just be left to die like the person they commemorate.
When I die, I don't want anyone spending their money on flowers.  I will totally haunt you if you go and do something as stupid as a floral arrangement.  I will poltergeist you if you ever put one of those ribbons on a wreath that says "Mother" or whatever.  Oh!  Or spell out LORA in carnations.  That's the most retardedest thing I've ever seen in my whole entire life.

Spend your guilty money on food and fun and talk about me while you enjoy it.

13th and Wolf

1327


13th and Moore


this is either the most adorable thing I've ever seen or the saddest.

Broad and South


Broad and Walnut

16th and Walnut


12th and Spruce


Now down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know,
He grew a big zucchini for the local flower show
And when the story got around they came from far and wide,
And when then saw what he had grown, everybody cried.....

Ooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more.
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat,
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before.

He was leaning on the garden gate the other day,
And beckoned to a lady who lives just across the way,
He took her down the garden path and showed it to her with pride,
And when she saw the size of it, the little lady sighed..

Ooooh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more.
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat,
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before.

Third verse, worse than the first!
And then the flower show was held and everybody went,
To see this huge zucchini, lying there inside the tent.
Soon the judges came along to give the prizes out,
And they only took one look at it and they began to shout,
Now what did they shout???"

OOOOOH! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, it must be two foot long or even more.
And it's such a lovely color, so big, and round, and fat,
I've never seen a zucchini grow quite as big as that,
Oh Oh! What a beauty, I've never seen one as big as that before
(Tim Curry is amazing)

12th and Something


The Bellvue


you have no idea how tempted I am every single year to break into The Bellvue and put a turntable under the pink Santa