13th and Sansom
oh good. an ATM.
(all sex shops have ATMs. It's so your frigid wife won't see that you were there when she is stalking your bank and credit card statements at midnight while you are out with your red hot lover using all the fun toys you bought.
Pay cash to save your marriage.
Do it for the kids.)
Passyunk and Morris
slicked back pompadour ponytail: checkgiant sunglasses: check
ipod: check
knockoff handbag: check
bare midrift: check
weird short jacket: check
short shorts: check
fake tan: check
Uggs: check
spring in South Philly: oh yeah!
Parking lots everywhere
I love how old men drive their ladyfriends to the store and instead of going in they take the time to give the car a once over.
11th and Reed
I got this same kind of bike for my 8th birthday. Royal Blue Schwinn Collegiate 3 speed.
It's probably worse off than this one.
13th and Spruce
I'm guessing white supremacists don't drink Heine's now that they've got the blacks and the gays.
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